It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering
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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
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People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full
are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.*
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*They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math.
Seems I died in 1537.
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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.*
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
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Had I known in March
that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
I would have ordered the dessert.*
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I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit....
Monday, October 25, 2021
Fwd: Need a laugh?
A NASA software engineer for more than 20 years (retired), Egyptology hobbyist and ARCE-NC board of directors member for more than 25 years, former reporter and copy editor for the Kansas City Star and Louisville Courier-Journal. I favor open source development, Linux, network neutrality, medical care as a right and not a privilege, the ACLU, freedom of religion, and freedom of speech, among other things.
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