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Nixon's letter to Elon Musk: I'll keep a place warm for you down here




From the Borowitz Report (February 9, 2025)
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Nixon's letter to Elon Musk

From the Borowitz Report (February 9, 2025)

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Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.

Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.

Dear Elon,

One thing people don't realize about life down here is that Satan has CNN playing around the clock. It's his way of ratcheting eternal torment up a notch. After a while, the spectacle of Wolf Blitzer claiming that something you've already heard nineteen times is "BREAKING NEWS" makes the white-hot flames incinerating your body seem like a spa treatment.

So it should come as no surprise that I caught your Inauguration Day speech in all its fascistic glory. And let me say this: that was some fucked up shit.

I realize that you didn't exactly grow up in the cradle of civil rights, but even by South African standards, that "straight-arm gesture," as the mainstream media politely called it, seemed a tad extreme.

Don't get me wrong: back in the day, no one was more racist than Dick Nixon. But I tried to be subtle about it. I said, "I've got a Southern Strategy." I didn't say, "Hey, let's suck off the voters who want to bring back slavery."

If I'd ever fired off two Nazi salutes like you did, those bastards at the Washington Post would have had my head on a stick. (Excuse the dated reference—there used to be a newspaper called the Washington Post.)

And let me make one thing perfectly clear: I've got no beef with Germans. When I was president, the White House was crawling with them. Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Kissinger—my Cabinet sounded like the cast of a Wagner opera. Still, those Teutonic fruitcakes somehow managed to get through a public appearance without turning it into the Nuremberg Rally.

I know what you're thinking: of course Kissinger would never march around like an S.S. officer, because he was Jewish. Well, so is that sweaty weasel Stephen Miller, and that fucker seems to have gone straight from his bar mitzvah to the Hitler Youth.

Which raises another question: who the fuck is making the personnel decisions over there? I mean, no one despised Bobby Kennedy more than I did, but that commie never drove around with a whale's head on his Volvo like his idiot spawn did.

But let's get back to you.

You've probably deluded yourself into thinking you're the Second Coming of another Nazi who liked to fire off rockets: Wernher von Braun. Well, I knew Wehrner, and, believe you me, that sneaky Kraut did everything in his power to hide the fact that he was a Nazi. When people at NASA asked him what he did during the war, he'd say he wrangled heifers at a dude ranch in Montana.

Think I'm being too hard on you? Look, if all you were doing was planning Martian colonies and enjoying the occasional goose step, I'd leave you be. But that jagoff Jake Tapper just informed me that you've got a ragtag team of amateurs in DC breaking into places they don't belong. Why does that sound so familiar to me?

Mark my words, fuckface: this won't end well. I'll keep a place warm for you down here. Very warm.

Yours,

Dick

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