Friday, July 23, 2021

I only laugh when it hurts




For your Punishment.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.  
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.  
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."  
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.  
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe.    
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.  
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A cross-eyed teacher couldn't control his pupils.  

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She had a photographic memory but never developed it. 
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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.  
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.  
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.  
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.  
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The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.    
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: "That's the last thing I need!"

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Need an ark? I Noah guy.
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I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.  
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
 

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Where's the cowboy hat?





Friday, July 16, 2021

Not all heroes wear capes

On a perfect planet, somewhere else in the universe




Sunday, July 4, 2021

Spam, the early days.





Monday, June 28, 2021

Climate Change Could Expand Spread Of Flesh-Eating Parasites In The U.S. : Shots - Health News : NPR

Flesh-eating parasites, just what we needed. Antarctica, anyone?

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/06/25/1009885640/flesh-eating-parasites-may-be-expanding-their-range-as-climate-heats-up

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Wednesday, June 16, 2021

The tip of the iceberg.


Political Cartoon.

Political Cartoon.

Editorial Cartoon.

Editorial Cartoon.

Political Cartoon.

Editorial Cartoon.

Political Cartoon.

Political Cartoon.
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Sunday, June 13, 2021

'Joke' still on Trump - NY Daily News

http://enewspaper.nydailynews.com/infinity/article_share.aspx?guid=9584090d-adb7-4719-9fb8-e057d6cdb505

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Friday, June 11, 2021

Redneck Car Disposal

Not a Darwin award winner, but it easily could have been.

Glenn

Thursday, June 10, 2021

When a physicist gets bored

https://twitter.com/scitechnature9/status/1402061841468116997
or
https://twitter.com/i/status/1402061841468116997

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Sunday, June 6, 2021

The fourth ape.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Things that are like the Holocaust


Political Cartoon.Criminal self-defense

Political Cartoon.MTG makes new friends



Political Cartoon.The GOP's dubious audit

Political Cartoon.Republican complaints

Political Cartoon.January 6 fiction
Political Cartoon.An Arizona recount professional


Political Cartoon.Republicans' new Capitol statue

Editorial Cartoon.The new American divide

Political Cartoon.A witch, discovered

Political Cartoon.Marjorie Taylor Greene's terrible comparisons

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I only laugh when it hurts

For your Punishment. ...