Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Happy New Year!

Dumpster fire







 

Monday, December 28, 2020

Chickens: The Pet That Poops Breakfast


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
 

Thursday, December 24, 2020

The gift that keeps on giving


"Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Title" Starring John Lithgow - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhM6pBkBM44&feature=youtu.be

Happy Holidays!

Monday, December 21, 2020

Way beyond politically incorrect (be warned)


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Okay...here it is.

A test to see if your brain is still working.

Which one do you think is the blonde?


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Amazing, I did not see it before.


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The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up.

I KNOW YOU MISSED THE BLONDE ONE

 

 

 

 

 

The Resistance




Tuesday, December 15, 2020

The deadliest county in the US - Gove County, KS

Friday, December 11, 2020

Trumpet: I have the best people.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n4U9N2DVW6VosE-dBLhtLGE7avkgjHGI/view?usp=sharing

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Christmas past and present.







Monday, December 7, 2020

The Crowd awaits Trump Statue unveiling

Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Hair Dresser


---------- Forwarded message ---------

The Hair Dresser................

 

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

 

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

 

"We're taking United" was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

 

"United?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

 

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Taste."

 

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

 

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

 

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

 

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

 

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of United's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and we had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on us hand and foot.

 

And the Taste hotel was great! They'd just finished a €15 million remodeling, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

 

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

 

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet us.

 

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

 

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

 

He said: "Who fucked up your hair?

 

 

 

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Fwd: does Glenn support Ruth Bader Ginsburg State Park?


That would be a renaming of Donald J. Trump state park. Here's the Wikipedia history. This is just for your reading enjoyment. If you click on the button below, it'll probably take you to a donation page. I wouldn't recommend THAT unless you want to get a hundred donation requests a day. Glenn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J._Trump_State_Park


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SIGN THIS PETITION: Demand Andrew Cuomo rename Donald Trump State Park to Ruth Bader Ginsburg State Park →


Glenn, this could be amazing news for Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Legacy ↙

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was our inspiration -- she was a tireless champion for Voting Rights. She deserves to be honored for her legacy.

So we're fighting for Donald Trump State Park in New York to be RENAMED to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg's amazing legacy!

Honor Ruth                              Bader Ginsburg

Donald Trump REFUSED to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg's final wishes and nominated a new Supreme Court Justice just DAYS after her passing.

So we're collecting 800 California signatures TODAY to prove that Americans LOVE Ruth Bader Ginsburg and that she deserves her own State Park way more than Trump. Sign if you agree →

Thank you,

-Fight for Reform



Saturday, December 5, 2020

There's fraud, and then there are frauds.








Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Recycled






Don't dust ... it could be somebody you know

 

  
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