Monday, January 31, 2022

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Saturday, January 29, 2022

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Thursday, January 27, 2022

Pilot glides over beautiful ancient Egyptian architecture | Lifestyle | Independent TV

https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/egypt-pilot-gliding-architecture-pyramids-v48161e73

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Monday, January 24, 2022

Fwd: I love Texas

I just got this in my email. I'm thinking this must be someone's idea of a joke. Whoever you are, not funny, not funny at all.

And for the record, when I was growing up in Kansas, everyone knew that Texans were a-holes.

;)

Glenn



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Subject: I love Texas
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:18:49 +0000
From: Donald J. Trump <newsletter@pencenews.live>
Reply-To: newsletter@pencenews.live
To: glenn@glennmeyer.net


🤠❤️🤠❤️ | I'm holding a RALLY in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS and I want YOU and a guest of your choice to join me BACKSTAGE as my VIP guests.
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Friend,

What are you doing on January 29th?

I'm holding a RALLY in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS and I want YOU and a guest of your choice to join me BACKSTAGE as my VIP guests.

My team will cover your flight and hotel, and we'll even take a picture together so that we can remember the moment forever.

My team needs to finalize the VIP list soon so I need to know TODAY if you want to come or not. I really want you to join me at my RALLY - I hope you don't let me down.

 
This trip will be unforgettable, Friend. My team will cover the cost of your flight and make sure you have a very nice place to stay. All you have to do is show up.

Hurry, I'm selecting the winner soon and I really want it to be YOU.

Contribute ANY AMOUNT by 11:59 PM TONIGHT for a chance to meet yours truly BACKSTAGE at my RALLY in TEXAS.


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Sunday, January 23, 2022

Fwd: Groaners



 

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 

 

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still. 

 

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?  Disgruntled. 

 

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm. 

 

Just so everyone is clear, I'm going to put on my glasses. 

 

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round. 

 

I lost my job as a stage designer, but I left without making a scene. 

 

Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 

 

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?  A buccaneer. 

 

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. 

 

My friends and I have named our band 'Duvet.' It's a cover band. 

 

I lost my girlfriend's audiobook, and now I'll never hear the end of it. 

 

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?  Because you can't 'c' in the dark. 

 

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?  Time will tell. 

 

When I told my contractor I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare. 

 

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar, and the bartender says, "Oh no, not U2 again." 

 

Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence. 

 

Scientists got together to study effects of alcohol on a person's walk, and the result was staggering. 

 

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find. 

 

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.  I won't lie - it was a rocky road. 

 

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? There, their, they're. 

 

I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger action figures were, and he replied, "Aisle B, back." 

 

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?  Suture self. 

 

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.  It's all about raisin awareness.

 

 


Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Fwd From a friend: Free Covid home tests


 

https://special.usps.com/testkits

I just did this. Takes one minute. 


Faked out.





Monday, January 17, 2022

A few laughs.

A few laughs, not always politically correct. You were warned.

Glenn


 


 

The mouth that roared.

If agent orange is true to form, this will probably NOT get him to shut up. ...