It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering
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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
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People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full
are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.*
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*They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math.
Seems I died in 1537.
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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.*
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
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Had I known in March
that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
I would have ordered the dessert.*
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I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do
it's because I've missed my exit....
A sampling of opinions, political cartoons, history, science, humor, satire and utter nonsense.
Monday, October 25, 2021
Fwd: Need a laugh?
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Wednesday, October 13, 2021
Economics
>> It is a slow day in the small town of Dry Heave, Alberta, and streets are deserted. Times are
>> tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
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>> A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the
>> desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
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>> As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt
>> to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig
>> farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
>> The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has
>> also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to
>> the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the
>> $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
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>> At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory,
>> picks up the $100 bill and leaves. No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However,
>> the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism. And that,
>> ladies and gentlemen, is how economics works.
I know what you're thinking ... yeah, but ... never mind, just go with the flow.
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Friday, October 8, 2021
Cheers
For all wine lovers…
Can you explain how he hides the bottles?
CLICK HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/DRmD5l37Q7k
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Wednesday, October 6, 2021
In your FACE(book) | The Week
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532923/sb100621dAPR.jpg)
Steve Benson | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532862/gv100621dAPR.jpg)
Gary Varvel | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532780/cbr100521dAPR.jpg)
Chris Britt | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
Dems in the bathroom![Political Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532708/cb100521dAPR.jpg)
Chip Bok | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
Bill Bramhall | Copyright 2021 Tribune Content Agency
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532389/lk100621dAPR.jpg)
Mike Luckovich | Copyright 2021 Creators SyndicateSeascape in oil
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532458/sbr100621dAPR.jpg)
Steve Breen | Copyright 2021 Creators SyndicateWhen Facebook's down...
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633532539/20211005edhan-a.jpg)
Walt Handelsman | Copyright 2021 Tribune Content AgencyThe spark
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633442663/wpnan211005.gif)
Nick Anderson | Copyright 2021 Andrews McMeel Syndication
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633442569/bg100521dAPR.jpg)
Bob Gorrell | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633442350/255995_768_rgb.jpg)
Dave Whamond | Copyright 2021 Cagle Cartoons
![Editorial Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633442195/255983_768_rgb.jpg)
Bob Englehart | Copyright 2021 Cagle Cartoons
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Joe Heller | Copyright 2021 Hellertoon.com
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John Cole | Copyright 2021 Cagle Cartoons
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Steve Kelley | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
![Political Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633441976/20211004edbbc-a.jpg)
Bill Bramhall | Copyright 2021 Tribune Content Agency
![Political Cartoon.](https://mediacloud.theweek.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_card-single-media-mobile@1/v1633360822/jd100421dAPR.jpg)
John Deering | Copyright 2021 Creators Syndicate
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