A sampling of opinions, political cartoons, history, science, humor, satire and utter nonsense.
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Fwd: Cartoon
You can't fix stupid; you can't quarantine it either
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Trump is gone.
Leftovers
Rosie
Thursday, November 26, 2020
No-Class, Forever
Fear the reaper
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Best Smart Ass Answers
It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied .
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...'
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,'
the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #1
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Re: Jan 20
Friday, November 20, 2020
6 pm to 9 am - tweet
Bad dye job
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
wylie and wile e
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Gobble, gobble
Monday, November 16, 2020
White House transition team
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A poster for those who don't get it yet
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Scorched earth policy
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
Thank you, Pennsylvania
Friday, November 6, 2020
So much for obese turtles.
In case you missed it, immediately after Trump's speech, CNN's Anderson Cooper compared Trump's last-ditch efforts to "an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time was over." CNN DID run Trump's entire delivery, unlike NPR, NBC, MSNBC and CNBC.
Glenn
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Down for the count.
Steve Bannon and his co-host discuss beheading Dr. Anthony Fauci and FBI Director Christopher Wray | Media Matters for America
https://www.mediamatters.org/steve-bannon/steve-bannon-and-his-co-host-discuss-beheading-dr-anthony-fauci-and-fbi-director
Steve Bannon and his co-host discuss beheading Dr. Anthony Fauci and FBI Director Christopher Wray
Bannon: "I'd put the heads on pikes, right, I'd put them at the two corners of the White House as a warning to federal bureaucrats"
STEVE BANNON (HOST): Second term kicks off with firing Wray, firing Fauci.
Now I actually want to go a step farther but I realize the president is a kind-hearted man and a good man. I'd actually like to go back to the old times of Tudor England, I'd put the heads on pikes, right, I'd put them at the two corners of the White House as a warning to federal bureaucrats. You either get with the program or you're gone -- time to stop playing games. blow it all up, put Ric Grenell today as the interim head of the FBI, that'll light them up, right.
JACK MAXEY (CO-HOST): You know what Steve, just yesterday there was the anniversary of the hanging of two Tories in Philadelphia, these were Quaker businessmen who had cohabitated if you will with the British while they were occupying Philadelphia. These people were hung. This is what we used to do to traitors.
BANNON: That's how you won the revolution. No one wants to talk about it. The revolution wasn't some sort of garden party, right? It was a civil war. It was a civil war.
Update: The transcript has been updated for clarity. (... but not for sanity).
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Thursday, November 5, 2020
Fwd: from my friend in England
Too much
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