Friday, July 28, 2023

The price of admission,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690529929/20230727edshe-b.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690529929/20230727edshe-b.jpg
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Equally unlikely

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Woke up, America!,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690355642/276794_1536_rgb.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690287284/276748_1536_rgb.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690388784/20230725edhan-a.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690287152/20230724edbbc-a.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1690287216/lk072523dAPR.jpg

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Monday, July 24, 2023

WWJD? (Don't make me spell it out),t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689952668/20230720ednac-a.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689953676/jd072023dAPR.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689923033/276620_1536_rgb.jpg
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Thursday, July 20, 2023

Those who fail to learn from history,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689836822/071923OppenheimerR.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689836822/071923OppenheimerR.jpg
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Wednesday, July 19, 2023

80 isn't fatal; agent orange could be,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689766010/lk071923dAPR.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689766010/lk071923dAPR.jpg
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Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Wouldn't you like to fly in my beautiful BALLOOOOON!?!,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689677280/mrz071823dAPR.jpg,t_single-media-image-desktop@1/v1689677280/mrz071823dAPR.jpg
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 Some of these are dated, but hey, so am I.


Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.
 I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble .... but shouldn't that be an even number?
 I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
 When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies . Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
 America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body .
 My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
 I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
 Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
 You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
 If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
 I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
 I can't understand why women are OK that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor"
 The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
 Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.
 The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, & he was a drunk.
Does all this make you feel better about aphorisms?
"Diapers and politicians should be changed often..., and for the same reason

Monday, July 17, 2023

The current buzz

Shiny new toy

Sunday, July 16, 2023

So how's that working out for you?






























The three-term president

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