Friday, February 25, 2022

Putin invaded not just Ukraine: Darcy cartoon - cleveland.com

https://www.cleveland.com/darcy/2022/02/putin-invaded-more-than-ukraine-darcy-cartoon.html

Putin invaded not just Ukraine: Darcy cartoon

New Soviet Union 2022

Vladimir Putin ordered Russia troops to invade Ukraine after already occupying former President Trump in Mar-a-Lago, Tucker Carlson plus others at Fox News, and more than the hind quarters of the GOP.

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Russia President and Soviet Union reconstructionist Vladimir Putin has invaded more than neighboring Ukraine. He had already invaded and still occupies former President Donald Trump in Mar-a-Lago; 2024 Mike Pompeo Presidential Aspirations in Kansas City; Tucker Carlson's mindset, plus others at Fox News and more than the hind quarters of the GOP elephant. So try to avoid walking behind it.

On a Conservative radio talk show, former President Trump called Putin and his Ukraine invasion: "Genius," "Smart" and "Savy."

In multiple interviews and speeches former U.S. Secretary of State and 2024 Presidential aspirant Mike Pompeo has praised Putin.

"He is a very talented statesman. He has lots of gifts."

"Very shrewd, very capable. I have enormous respect for him -- I've been criticized for saying that," said Pompeo

And well he should be, along with any Putin praisers who at the same time chastise President Biden's stand against the pariah.

The comments from Trump and Pompeo are now being used by Russia TV as propaganda.

Like Tucker Carlson on Fox News, Ohio U.S. Senate candidate J.D. Vance has complained about the attention and concern over Ukraine. His fellow candidates in the Republican Senate primary, Josh Mandel and Mike Gibbons are quick to tout they are "PRO TRUMP." That's the equivalent of them saying they're Pro Putin, Pro Stalin, Pro Coup, Pro Soviet Union, Pro Invasion to quash democracy.

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Sunday, February 20, 2022

Just exactly what is critical race theory?







Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Flushed out

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1010157/blocking-out-climate-change

Political Cartoon.

Editorial Cartoon.

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Political Cartoon.

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Political Cartoon.
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Fair's fair.




Sunday, February 13, 2022

Recommended Reading - The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism Is Un-American

https://www.amazon.com/Founding-Myth-Christian-Nationalism-American/dp/1454943912/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Saturday, February 12, 2022

Is there really any such thing as a good pun?



 
GOOD PUNS
 
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.
 
2.  I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
 
3.  She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
 
4.  A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
 
5.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
6.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
 
7.  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
8.  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
 
9.  A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall. The police are looking into it.
 
10.  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
12.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
 
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 
14  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
 
15.  The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
 
16.  The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
 
17.  A backward poet writes inverse.
 
18.  In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
 
19.  When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
 
20.   If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .
 
21.  A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
 
22.   Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
 
23.   Two paddlers sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
 
24.   Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
 
25.   Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
 
26.   There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
 
 
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New Ad Calls Out GOP Leaders' Hypocrisy Over Jan 6 - YouTube

More on those lying sacks of **** known as the Republican leadership:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68TCUFIi2Io

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Thursday, February 10, 2022

Fwd: Pearls of wisdom


Sunday, February 6, 2022

Alexa silver (mp4 video)


 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

What's dangerous and offensive?





Monday, January 31, 2022

die Blinden







Saturday, January 29, 2022

ARF!





Thursday, January 27, 2022

Pilot glides over beautiful ancient Egyptian architecture | Lifestyle | Independent TV

https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/egypt-pilot-gliding-architecture-pyramids-v48161e73

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Monday, January 24, 2022

Fwd: I love Texas

I just got this in my email. I'm thinking this must be someone's idea of a joke. Whoever you are, not funny, not funny at all.

And for the record, when I was growing up in Kansas, everyone knew that Texans were a-holes.

;)

Glenn



-------- Forwarded Message --------
Subject: I love Texas
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2022 17:18:49 +0000
From: Donald J. Trump <newsletter@pencenews.live>
Reply-To: newsletter@pencenews.live
To: glenn@glennmeyer.net


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Sunday, January 23, 2022

Fwd: Groaners



 

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 

 

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I miss her still. 

 

What do you call a pig with laryngitis?  Disgruntled. 

 

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm. 

 

Just so everyone is clear, I'm going to put on my glasses. 

 

A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a round. 

 

I lost my job as a stage designer, but I left without making a scene. 

 

Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 

 

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?  A buccaneer. 

 

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough. 

 

My friends and I have named our band 'Duvet.' It's a cover band. 

 

I lost my girlfriend's audiobook, and now I'll never hear the end of it. 

 

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not c?  Because you can't 'c' in the dark. 

 

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?  Time will tell. 

 

When I told my contractor I didn't want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare. 

 

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar, and the bartender says, "Oh no, not U2 again." 

 

Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it's a whole sentence. 

 

Scientists got together to study effects of alcohol on a person's walk, and the result was staggering. 

 

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find. 

 

I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.  I won't lie - it was a rocky road. 

 

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar? There, their, they're. 

 

I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger action figures were, and he replied, "Aisle B, back." 

 

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?  Suture self. 

 

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.  It's all about raisin awareness.

 

 


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