> > > Choosing a wife > > A man wanted to get married. > > He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. > > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 andwatches to see what they do with the money. > > The first does a total make-over. > > > She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, then dresses up very nicely for the man. > She tells him that she has done this to be moreattractive for him because she loves him so much. > The man was impressed. > > > > > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. > > She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some newgizmos for his computer, and some expensive > clothes. > As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much > Again, the man is impressed. > > > The third invests the money in the stock market. > She earns several times the $5,000. > She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. > > She tells him that she wants to save for theirfuture because she loves him so much. > Obviously, the man was impressed. > > > > > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. > > > > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. > > > Men are like that, you know. > > > > There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and > absolutely no recollection of what to do with either of them. > > >
Monday, October 5, 2020
Fwd: On Choosing a wife
Here's an oldie for you, probably NOT PC:
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