Monday, October 5, 2020

Fwd: On Choosing a wife

Here's an oldie for you, probably NOT PC:
>   >   > Choosing a wife  >   > A man wanted to get married.  >   > He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.   >   > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 andwatches to see what they do with the money.   >   > The first does a total make-over.  >   >   > She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits,  then dresses up very nicely for the man.   > She tells him that she has done this to be moreattractive for him because she loves him so much.   > The man was impressed.   >   >   >   >   > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.  >   > She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some newgizmos for his computer, and some expensive  > clothes.   > As she presents these gifts,  she tells him that she has spent  all the money on him because she loves him so much  > Again, the man is impressed.  >   >   > The third invests the money in the stock market.  > She earns several times the $5,000.  > She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.  >   > She tells him that she wants to save for theirfuture because she loves him so much.   > Obviously, the man was impressed.   >   >   >   >   > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.  >   >   >   > Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.  >   >   > Men are like that, you know.   >   >   >   > There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's  > research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and  > absolutely no recollection of what to do with either of them.    >   >   >

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