Where to have lunch.



A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for
 lunch.
 Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge
 because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

 Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they
 should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
 Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
 The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

 Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should
 meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons
 in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace
 and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.


 Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet
 for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
 Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet
 for the disabled.


 Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet
 for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
 Uxbridge because they had never been there before.