War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.

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>> Points of Enlightenment
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>> Al McGuire
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>> "The only mystery in life is why
>> the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
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>> Albert Einstein
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>> "The difference between
>> stupidity and genius
>> is that genius has its limits."
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>> Ambrose Bierce
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>> "War is God's way of teaching
>> Americans geography."
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>> Andy Borowitz
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>> "It would be nice to spend billions
>> on schools and roads, but right now
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>> that money is desperately needed
>> for political ads."
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>> Ann Landers
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>> "At every party there are two kinds
>> of people those who want to go home
>> and those who don't. The trouble is,
>> they are usually married to each other."
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>> Ashleigh Brilliant
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>> "My opinions may have changed,
>> but not the fact that I'm right."
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>> Benny Hill
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>> "Have you noticed that all the people in
>> favor of birth control are already born?"
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>> Bill Watterson
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>> "The surest sign that intelligent life
>> exists elsewhere in the universe is
>> that it has never tried to contact us."
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>> Buddy Hackett
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>> "As a child my family's menu
>> consisted of two choices:
>> take it or leave it."
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>> Caroline Rhea
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>> "My favorite machine at the gym
>> is the vending machine."
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>> Casey Stengel
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>> "All right everyone,
>> line up alphabetically
>> according to your height."
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>> Dave Barry
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>> "Never under any circumstances
>> take a sleeping pill and
>> a laxative on the same night."
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>> Benjamin Franklin
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>> "Trouble knocked at the door, but,
>> hearing laughter, hurried away."
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>> Edward Abbey
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>> "The duty of a patriot is to protect
>> his country from its government."
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>> Emo Philips
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>> "How many people here have
>> telekinetic powers?
>> Raise my hand."
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>> George Burns
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>> "If you live to be one hundred,
>> you've got it made.
>> Very few people die past that age."
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