>>
>> Points of Enlightenment
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Al McGuire
>>
>> "The only mystery in life is why
>> the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Albert Einstein
>>
>> "The difference between
>> stupidity and genius
>> is that genius has its limits."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Ambrose Bierce
>>
>> "War is God's way of teaching
>> Americans geography."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Andy Borowitz
>>
>> "It would be nice to spend billions
>> on schools and roads, but right now
>>
>> that money is desperately needed
>> for political ads."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Ann Landers
>>
>> "At every party there are two kinds
>> of people those who want to go home
>> and those who don't. The trouble is,
>> they are usually married to each other."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Ashleigh Brilliant
>>
>> "My opinions may have changed,
>> but not the fact that I'm right."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Benny Hill
>>
>> "Have you noticed that all the people in
>> favor of birth control are already born?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Bill Watterson
>>
>> "The surest sign that intelligent life
>> exists elsewhere in the universe is
>> that it has never tried to contact us."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Buddy Hackett
>>
>> "As a child my family's menu
>> consisted of two choices:
>> take it or leave it."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Caroline Rhea
>>
>> "My favorite machine at the gym
>> is the vending machine."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Casey Stengel
>>
>> "All right everyone,
>> line up alphabetically
>> according to your height."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Dave Barry
>>
>> "Never under any circumstances
>> take a sleeping pill and
>> a laxative on the same night."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Benjamin Franklin
>>
>> "Trouble knocked at the door, but,
>> hearing laughter, hurried away."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Edward Abbey
>>
>> "The duty of a patriot is to protect
>> his country from its government."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Emo Philips
>>
>> "How many people here have
>> telekinetic powers?
>> Raise my hand."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> George Burns
>>
>> "If you live to be one hundred,
>> you've got it made.
>> Very few people die past that age."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
A sampling of opinions, political cartoons, history, science, humor, satire and utter nonsense.
Monday, March 14, 2022
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
A NASA software engineer for more than 20 years (retired), Egyptology hobbyist and ARCE-NC board of directors member for more than 25 years, former reporter and copy editor for the Kansas City Star and Louisville Courier-Journal. I favor open source development, Linux, network neutrality, medical care as a right and not a privilege, the ACLU, freedom of religion, separation of church and state, and freedom of speech, among other things.
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