Sunday, April 17, 2022

Every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes. Seems I died in 1537.



 
 
 



It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering!

 

Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...


Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

 



People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point…

The glass is refillable.

 

They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes.  I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537.

 



I got myself a seniors' GPS.  Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

 

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

 
  
 

Had I known in March that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant, I would have ordered the dessert.

 
 

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I've missed my exit.

 
 
 
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 

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