Last night I dreamt I was being chased by a giant bottle of vodka

It was an Absolut nightmare.

For the rest of the collection of painful puns and memes, follow this link:

https://va.news-republic.com/a/6831257499669103110?app_id=1239&c=sys&gid=6831257499669103110&impr_id=6831324363607836934&language=en&region=us&user_id=6549605740000018441

--   Sent from my Linux system.