US Army Creates Single Vaccine Against All COVID & SARS Variants, Researchers Say - Defense One

Don't hold your breath. This could be very good news, but testing is underway, not completed.

https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2021/12/us-army-creates-single-vaccine-effective-against-all-covid-sars-variants/360089/

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How to Double Mask Correctly

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> https://www.nytimes.com/article/double-masking-tips-coronavirus.html
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Happy Holidays!

We won't be emailing the usual holiday card this year, so here's an appropriate SNL skit (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgOxLJ-OKc). If you don't like Saturday Night Live, please just accept our wishes for a Merry Christmas, beautiful Winter Solstice (today), Happy Holidays, or Happy Kwanzaa. Oh, and Happy New Year!

Helen and Glenn

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I only laugh when it hurts

 

 

Groaners

John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever.

 

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear. WHO let the dogs out.

 

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, "That's the last thing I need."

 

Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

 

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?

 

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason ... details are sketchy.

 

People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.

 

Whatever you do, always give 100% ... unless you're donating blood.

 

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

 

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth ? Someday my prints will come.

 

A girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

 

Dad, are we pyromaniacs ? Yes, we arson.

 

I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.

 

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

 

I've finally told my suitcases there will be no holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage.

 

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator ?

 

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him.

 

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

 

Santa's Overreach

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(19) Thomas Massie on Twitter: "Merry Christmas! 🎄 ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁 https://t.co/NVawULhCNr" / Twitter

https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1467197523127422979?s=20

> Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) tweeted a Christmas photo of his family Saturday in which they're all
> holding guns and smiling in front of a Christmas tree, with the caption: "Merry Christmas! ps.
> Santa, please bring ammo," days after a mass shooting at a Michigan high school sparked renewed
> calls for gun control measures.

I think the whole family should head on over to Oakland County, Michigan, don't you?

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And you're worried about Bill Gates?

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. 

Now they drink like their fathers…

 

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

 

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the 'John' and renamed it 

the 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning".

 

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child 

I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, 

it feels like a small vacation.

 

The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need 

to write that down, I'll remember it."

 

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights" 

I'm just very wise.

 

Don't ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes. If God 

wanted me to touch my toes, she would have put them on my knees.

 

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

 

Of course I talk to myself: sometimes I need expert advice.

 

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room 

and remembering what I came in there for.

 

Actually I'm not complaining because 

I am a Senager. (Senior teenager):

 

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only years later.

- I don't have to go to school or work.

- I have a driver's license and my own car.

- I get an allowance every month.

- I have my own iPad (although I can't recall where I kept it)

- I don't have a curfew.

 

Life is great.

 

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now 

I can't remember their names.

 

 Now, I'm wondering… did I send this to you? Or vice versa

Rebuild - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAvnF-HcE

And while we're on the subject of GOP antics, here's last week in the Republican Party:

https://youtu.be/KNmegk1z3A4

And just in case you missed it, both of these videos were generated by the Republicans of The
Lincoln Project.
I often find myself wishing that the Democrats at the top could hammer at the lunatic right the way
TLP does.

Glenn

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Mostly Non-Political Humor.Sept 12, 2021, lp.pdf

 

 

Puns 4 fun.mp4

 

 

 

 

Fwd: Need a laugh?

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house The difference is staggering * * Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray... * * * * * People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable. * * * *They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes. I've done the math. Seems I died in 1537. * * * * I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there. * * Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up. * * * Had I known in March that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant I would have ordered the dessert. * * * * I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I've missed my exit....